May 2013
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April 2013
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Well, fuck you, too, then.
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Now, a lotta folk think Arkansas is the most backward state known to mankind,...
– Maggie in Southern Gods by John Hornor Jacobs
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Today’s episode of Doctor Who was good, but I’m more excited that Madame Vastra, Jenny, and Strax will be back next week.
Strax appreciation life.
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cognitivedissonance:
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thekingdomofben:
I don’t claim to understand girls but I’m fairly sure they’re all up to something and need to be stopped
This is the Republican party platform.
BOOM
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That awkward moment in online dating when your distant cousin clicks that he wants to “meet” you.
I haven’t really seen this dude since high school. I look the same, though, but with a thinner face. Also, I’m Facebook friends with him, and I use some of the same pictures on my online dating profile.
Did my life just become a Southern stereotype?
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Disney's Sloth Princesses....
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Distance is a killer.
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If you're blue and you don't know where to go why...
alexandraerin:
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old sport old sport: homosaiyans: Because while... →
homosaiyans:
Because while there are great places like creepypasta.com and the creepypasta wiki, actually digging through the slop to find the gems they have is tiresome. So I thought I’d do it for you. A lot of these may be old classics that many of you have already read, but it’s always…
March 2013
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Why is my love life so fucking ridiculous?
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Sigh.
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I had a dream last night that That One Dude and I got back together. Then, his oldest brother (a priest in real life) became the Pope.
I’m pretty sure it’s more likely that a priest becomes the Pope in his late 20s than That One Dude and I getting back together.
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Aw, I feel bad if she was upset. I am a feminist and she is a young and talented...
– Amy Poehler to Taylor Swift: ‘I Am Going to Hell’ | THR (via popculturebrain)
Amy Poehler doesn’t give a fuck, as well she shouldn’t.
(via stoljiz)
Taylor Swift needs to get a sense of humor.
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dumpsterfetus:
really the one thing that unites everyone on this website, regardless of gender, race, sexual orientation, or whatever, is our collective appreciation of butts
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February 2013
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So, after months of trying to contact my ex, he finally answered when I used our landline. Asshole hung up on me. Maybe this is what I need, though. I know he’s alive now, and I also know that obviously didn’t love me as much as I thought. Maybe I’ll finally get over him now.
(Probably not, but a girl can dream.)