February 2012
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I’m a sloth now. Sloths are cool.
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Holy crap, guys! What if Jehovah’s Witnesses are a bunch of half-vampires, and they don’t do blood transfusions because having someone else’s blood in their veins will turn them into full-fledged monsters?
What if that’s true, guys?!
Now, back to your regularly scheduled Tumbling.
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What Lot's Wife Would Have Said (If She Wasn't A...
eating-poetry:
Do you remember when we met in Gomorrah? When you were still beardless, and I would oil my hair in the lamp light before seeing you, when we were young, and blushed with youth like bruised fruit. Did we care then what our neighbors did in the dark?
When our first daughter was born on the River Jordan, when our second cracked her pink head from my body like a promise, did...
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War on uteri, criminal defense, and...
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Rick Santorum thinks Woodstock and the Democratic Party are pretty much the same thing, thereby proving he has no idea what either entails.
Seriously:
“Woodstock is the great American orgy. This is who the Democratic Party has become. They have become the party of Woodstock. The prey upon our most basic primal lusts, and that’s sex. And the whole abortion culture, it’s...
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I wonder why anti-choicers don't go out and...
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It would allow a man to control his reproduction, and give him an opportunity to have nearly inconsequential premarital sex (outside STDs of course), and allow sex to be not just for reproduction.
Oh, you mean it’s because it’s a man and not a woman? Ya don’t say.
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"Mr. Cody, hook me up wit a glue stick… I'mma cut...
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One of the things I will talk about that no president has talked about before is...
– Rick Santorum, giving an odd interview back in October to CaffeinatedThoughts.com
Ahem. An open letter to Rick Santorum:
Dear Rick,
I can call you Rick, right? You seem to want to get to know me on an awfully personal level. Well, I have something to say about that: Please get the hell out of my...
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I realize this is going to sound insensitive as fuck. Yes, I understand that Chris Brown performing at the Grammys is a big deal. He’s a horrible person and what not. I also understand that people don’t demonize white guys when they do similar things, and there’s some sort of underlying racial issue there.
But why aren’t people on my dash talking about The Walking Dead?
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I’m starting to think that if I look that thin, maybe I really am that thin. Hooray for weight loss, but boo to still thinking I’m as big as I was in high school.
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George Takei to Narrate Arkansas Symphony... →
love-or-what-you-will:
AHHHHH
I have to go to three performances for my music class this semester and was already considering going to this one. NOW I AM FOR SURE GOING.
WHAT? I WANT TO GO TO THERE!
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